I absolutely love driving I think those four words probably sum me up best and there are very few occasions when that fact is ever in doubt

Of my rich tapestry of friends, one of my favourites works as a salesman at our local Volkswagen dealer He’s not my favourite because I went to school with him – because I didn’t

With global warming threatening to warm up our shores to the extent that we’ll live in a Mediterranean climate, I went out and bought some baking oil to help top up my suntan The idea of sitting out on Christmas day sipping on my Pina Colada by the swimming pool isn’t exactly my idea of hell

It always amazes me how efficient the Germans are Whilst settling down to watch Grand Designs the other day, I saw an entire house built in a Bavarian factory, shipped to England and built in three days, all without mistakes and of course - with a top quality finish