My email inbox has been inundated recently Whether it’s been American pharmaceutical companies offering out-of-the-blue, to increase the size of certain areas of my body (how’d they know

I always wonder just how frustrated Vincent Van Gogh must be I mean he went though life a pauper, with none of his brushwork garnering any interest whatsoever and decided that the best way forward was to do a Doubting Thomas job on his ear and then end it all

Go to any car dealership and you can be certain you’ll come across a used Ford Mondeo - it is a fact as inevitable as the world being round or water being wet Supplies of Ford cars are plentiful - used Ford especially so - with competitive pricing and popular styling just two features of a car company making arguably the best cars it ever has done

We’ve all sat in traffic jams, and through the haze of frustration and traffic reports on the radio, have had our eyes wander over the surrounding metal stretching back for miles The blue oval of a used Ford, or box fresh one, invariably stares back at you – and with good reason

Aren’t dreams great Just this week, I’ve scored a hat-trick for Manchester United on my debut, married Holly Willoughby and played guitar with Metallica to 100,000 people